The following is a sad tribute to my ever-growing pool of lost cups (I have yet to win a single thing), written by a friend.
There was once this lady
Who was a little shady
She would buy lots of tea
Rubbing her hands with glee
She whispers, ‘roll up the rim to win’
The corner of her lips forming a grin
She drinks her tea fast
To roll the rim at last
Quickly, with her hands begins to roll
Hopes of victory runs through her soul
Her excited eyes
Look up to the skies
‘please play again’
She tosses her cup to the side
For so many times she’s tried
Tomorrow’s another day
For just another play