In case the men are clueless, I'm sharing this list out of the goodness of my heart. This is what you should be looking for in a wife:
1. Ability to withstand stupidity of males.
2. Cooking, cleaning, foot massaging.
3. Ability to withstand your mom.
4. Relatively nice.
5. Ability to bear at least 6-8 children.
6. Should probably be female.
7. Medical Doctor.
8. Should be funny, but not excessively so.
9. Successful, but not as successful as you.
10. 18 years old.
7 comments:
Is this sarcastic?
yes she is being sarcastic!
What makes you think I'm being sarcastic?
cuz i know you missy!
you don't know me. you're anonymous.
lol you forgot one more thing...she has to be fair...really fair...paleeeeeeeee as you can get
Loved the last point. HAHA An educated 18 year old. Maybe if she was doogie howser?
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