The version you know:
One two
buckle my shoe
Three four
shut the door
Five six
pick up sticks
Seven eight
lay them straight
Nine ten
a big fat hen.
My version:
One two
go eat cat poo
Three four
you're a chore
Five six
kill some hicks
Seven eight
gain some weight
Nine ten
start again.
I'm going back to sleep.
2 comments:
Roses are red,
violets are blue.
I need to get out of my house
so desperately too.
There once was a girl in hijab
her days were incredibly drab
she ate a cake and jumped into a lake
that poor old drab hijab(i)
In other news, I love that drab rhymes with hijab. It makes me laugh. And then cry.
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