Once upon a time there was a girl named Hankousha and a boy named Muzz.  The young children were neighbours in a small village, and they used to  play hide and seek in the forest beside their houses. Hankousha was  very white - so white that when the sun was shining brightly, it would  be hard to see her because she would blend into the sunlight. Muzz, on  the other hand, was a hairy, gruff child who was a little bit scared of  wolves, fires, and some kinds of birds. 
Although the children were very different from one another, they  still enjoyed one another's company every day after school. They would  run home holding hands. Whenever they had to cross the street, Muzz  would tighten his grip on Hankousha's hand and quickly run across to  keep her safe. Even though he didn't say it, Hankousha had known Muzz  was in love with her since they first met when Muzz's family decided to  move to their town.
One day Muzz was sick and Hankousha didn't see him at school. As  she hurried back from school to check on him, she ran into a duck  covered in gold necklaces. She was shocked to see such a sight in the  middle of a crowded street. So she stopped and asked the heavily adorned  duck "ducky, why are you covered in gold?" The duck began to speak in a  clear British accent saying "you see my child, ancient Egyptians used  to worship me during the night..." she quickly interrupted "err, why  just during the night?" The duck rolled its eyes and said "silly child,  because they worshiped the sun during the day, so once the sun went  down, they needed something to occupy their time." Hankousha stared at  the duck incredulously. She began to doubt her sanity, so quickly  continued on her path home.
Once she was home, she threw her school books on the table and told  her mom she was going to visit Muzz. Her mother, who happened to be a  very large fish who could magically walk and breathe regular oxygen  turned to her and said: "okay honey, but don't be late because we're  having your favourite food for dinner: chocolate-stuffed spinach!"  Hankousha was happy that she would be eating the best food on the  planet, but decided to visit Muzz first.
She skipped to his house in a pink and yellow dress, singing Mariah  Carey songs out loud. She was out of breath by the time she arrived to  his house and knocked on his door three times. She waited and waited but  nobody answered the door. Now she started getting worried. She ran to  the back of the house to see if they had left a window or door open.  Luckily, she found a tiny opening in the window, so she transformed into  a snake and slithered into the house. Once she was inside, she turned  back into her pretty girly self and started looking around. The house  smelled lovely, as though Muzz's mom had just baked cupcakes. But all  the lights were off and it seemed like nobody was home. She ran upstairs  only to find that all the beds were empty. She started to panic...what  could've happened to Muzz? Where was he? Was he so sick that they had to  take him to the hospital?
She ran down the stairs so she could race out the door to keep  searching for him. Before she opened the door to leave, she noticed a  note sitting on top of the dining room table. It had her name on it! She  took it into her hands and opened it slowly, afraid of what she might  find inside. As she unfolded it, she began to sweat and feel  nervous...to her surprise, the note only had one word in it: "BOO." For a  second, Hankousha was very confused. Then she felt two hands grab her  violently by her shoulders, the fingers digging into her skin. She  twisted to get away and a scream was right about to exit her throat when  she saw the hands that were on her. They were a bit dark, hairy, and  she recognized those nails that needed to be clipped. She turned around  gasping, it was Muzz.
He grinned and said "boo."
 
6 comments:
Is this why you can't write a book?
Pretty much.
Interesting... this has the makings of a wonderful Hollywood movie. :)
That is like mad libs.
Your post reminds me on this great show:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIrvK7xTbAg
Anon, what the heck?! lol!
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