Sunday, November 05, 2006

Cooties.

So, we all know the "boys are stupid, throw rocks at them" rhetoric. Recently, a certain someone who shall not be named for his own protection (or else some girls with large rocks may come after him), made a sad sad version of the opposite:

Other than the fact that it seems like this girl doesn't ever brush her hair, what a lame attempt. Clearly, this reinforces my previously held opinion that boys (in addition to being stupid) also have cooties. Only cooties could cause such delirious idiocy. Which explains my new button:

14 comments:

'liya said...

LOL I like the button but I'm surprised you didn't draw a beard on it!

hajera said...

no, we musn't blame the poor cooties for the stupidity of boys. i'm sure the cooties do their part in the delirious idiocy that are boys, but it would be giving boys too much credit to just blame their stupidity on cooties. its not their faulty really - they're just too darn stupid to even recognize their stupidity.

khadijeh said...

lol Asmaa
I LUV this post and the "boys are dumb throw rocks at them" is my Fav. button ever. 7 words yet they say so much...

Hopefully see you in class this week :)

sara said...

Hey Asmaa.

I'm back. It's too late to call you. But I'll talk to you soon.

Anonymous said...

ooh ooh, I want one.


Sara. a.k.a Asmaa&Spongebob-fotographer.

Asmaa said...

Aaliya, hmm that's a possibility I haven't considered. Thanks!

Hajera, well-said..? Maybe.

Khadijeh, yes I shall see you in class if you decide to show up this week. Somehow I doubt that you will ;)

Sara, you're back already? Wow, okay call me.

Sara #2, can't have it, it's mine.

Safiyyah said...

I think Haj should post a pic of her cup. :-)

Anonymous said...

asmaa = condoning violence?

Squeeky said...

Assalaamu Alaikum Asmaa!

oOoOo I love those! I think I have chapstick with one of those sayings .. let me check ...

"boys are smelly"

ain't it the truth

MTR said...

I feel that this is not a safe space for boys...

Anonymous said...

Maybe not a safe place for boys. Maybe not for guys either. And men would stay away out of respect (I guess?)

But Asmaa's pretty fair as far as I can tell: anybody crazy, male or female, has been made welcome so far...

Asmaa said...

Safiyyah, I told her to, but this girl doesn't ever get around to doing things.

Umar, not physical violence, no. This is all metaphorical. Maybe. Oh, and congrats on being the first male to reply to this post. That took courage.

Squeeky, haha now I want to completely accessorize - get the whole lot of boys-are-stupid gear. Yay!

MTR, don't cry.

Rizwan, You're right. I do welcome all sorts of weirdos here. The fact that I'm welcoming you is telling in and of itself. Hehe >:)

heglameister said...

Cooties is one thing but scabies is another. Imagine having to spend a shift at work next to a co-worker with scabies.

Anonymous said...

Boys are stupid, and girls are violent psychopaths who enjoy men' misery.

At least that's what picture is implying.