Saturday, April 24, 2010

Top Ten Criteria for a Wife

In case the men are clueless, I'm sharing this list out of the goodness of my heart. This is what you should be looking for in a wife:

1. Ability to withstand stupidity of males.
2. Cooking, cleaning, foot massaging.
3. Ability to withstand your mom.
4. Relatively nice.
5. Ability to bear at least 6-8 children.
6. Should probably be female.
7. Medical Doctor.
8. Should be funny, but not excessively so.
9. Successful, but not as successful as you.
10. 18 years old.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is this sarcastic?

Anonymous said...

yes she is being sarcastic!

Asmaa said...

What makes you think I'm being sarcastic?

Anonymous said...

cuz i know you missy!

Asmaa said...

you don't know me. you're anonymous.

Anonymous said...

lol you forgot one more thing...she has to be fair...really fair...paleeeeeeeee as you can get

Stranded said...

Loved the last point. HAHA An educated 18 year old. Maybe if she was doogie howser?