Tuesday, October 26, 2010

A case of severe cabin fever...

The version you know:

One two
buckle my shoe
Three four
shut the door
Five six
pick up sticks
Seven eight
lay them straight
Nine ten
a big fat hen.

My version:

One two
go eat cat poo
Three four
you're a chore
Five six
kill some hicks
Seven eight
gain some weight
Nine ten
start again.

I'm going back to sleep.


sara said...

Roses are red,
violets are blue.
I need to get out of my house
so desperately too.

Asmaa said...

There once was a girl in hijab
her days were incredibly drab
she ate a cake and jumped into a lake
that poor old drab hijab(i)

In other news, I love that drab rhymes with hijab. It makes me laugh. And then cry.