2am musings

Asmaa says: do you like whole wheat bread as much as your sister? Bob the builder says: i didnt know she really liked whole wheat bread Bob the builder says: but working upon the assumption that she does: i like white bread more Asmaa says: oh, blasphemy. Bob the builder says: why? you like whole wheat? Asmaa says: well...in that case, go make yourself some kind of sandwich in white bread then eat it and be merry. Asmaa says: I do like whole wheat. if you did too, then i'd tell you to make a whole wheat sandwich. Bob the builder says: hmm whole wheat tastes kinda funny...not that i cant eat it Bob the builder says: in fact, i ate a whole wheat sandwich yesterday because there was not white bread. and the day before that Asmaa says: fascinating. Asmaa says: oh forget it, this wasn't supposed to make sense anyways Bob the builder says: yeah, figures Asmaa says: how do you think I get over any stress? I just laugh at people who are confused over what I say. You should try it. Bob the builder says: sounds like a plan