A day in the life of asthma

Going home today, I was leaving my two friends behind, and I was on the phone at the same time. So, while trying to speak on the phone and leave all at once, my brain was the similitude of a scrambled egg. I was trying to say "take care" and "I'll see you later," and I ended up saying "I'll take care of you." At which point they had a hearty laugh at my expense.

Needless to say, I need someone to take care of me.