Sunday, March 05, 2006

Therapy 101

Hi everyone. So, here I am. I'm Mariam, Asmaa's older and more mature sister. It has been some time since Asmaa has been convincing me to post on her blog. So here goes: Children who watch T.V. need therapy. As I sort through some records I have kept since September, I realize that much of the mind-boggling things my grade 2 students do is as a result of lax parental control of their T.V. viewing times. Let me share some examples: 1. DEATH THREAT: As part of our Author Study, students were to write a letter to Robert Munsch. While all are working excitedly, I notice "Nadia" giggling as she messily writes something down. "Dear Robert Munch im going to kill you on Monday. then im going to put you in the garbage truck then the garbage truck will put you in the dump..." Is it an over-active imagination? I think not. 2. THE LOVE LETTER: "To Aisha From Ahmed.. I love you and you love me and always love me! Dear Valentine will you kiss me?" Being a grade two class in an Islamic School (no valentines day), I found this greatly disturbing. Especially since "Ahmed" had left the school two months prior to the love-letter discovery. "Aisha" turns red and screams, crumpling the letter and throwing it into the trash. It turns out the letter was given to her by another boy, who wanted to play a prank on Aisha. (No malicious thought it seems).. He confesses "I thought Prank Patrol would come." "Did you really think prank patrol would come to the school?" I ask. "Ummm.. they would come to my house," he replies. In conclusion, take your kid to the library...or here's a thought, explain to them that T.V. isn't real. Yeah that's a good one.

7 comments:

Asmaa said...

Hey Mars, that was quite a thought-provoking post. Wink wink.

Actually, "Nadia" kind of reminds me of...me. But I wouldn't want to kill Robert Munsch, I'd probably want to kill someone else. I won't mention who. Maybe you. Maybe the monkey from the zoo. Wake up doggy find your bone, if you find it take it home.

Or maybe I should just kill myself right now. Yeah.

Anonymous said...

Mars, that was hilarious :D Although I'm now left wondering how 'Islamic' this Islamic school of yours really is ...

Nauman said...

Welcome to the blogging world, Mariam.

Your students seem to be like typical Grade-2 students... who watch too much TV.

Stylus Virus said...

assalamu aleikum,
ahaaaa, so Mariam is Mars :D Darn, I thought Asmaa was finally aquainted with those that would appreciate her musings more ;)

I alternated between cycles of grinning and grimacing with that post :) the "I will keel you hee hee hee" note actually was disturbing, but the loveletter incident was priceless, poor 'Ayesha' . Take care Mariam! Hope to see you soon!

Asm: stroke of genius, getting your sis to blog. Now get Sum to do the same in we'll have a party :)

Anonymous said...

regarding ahmad and aisha ... whatever happened to cooties?

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the insight.

inshaAllah im planning to become an elementary school teacher myself. 3 more years :D

ive heard similar things from different teachers across North America.

what can be done about this ?

parents dont care, their kids grow like wild plants and animals.

wasalaams

Asmaa said...

Ahy, one comment does not constitute stalking :S And no, that was not my sister. I think you need to relax.